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85 year old ex wife, Agnes Newton is at the grocery store at 12pm just after going to garage sales and buying unnecessary stuff she does not need, for example this sweatshirt. Agnes loves to go to garage sales every Saturday by herself, she probably has about 100 different types of garden gnomes and plastic flamingoes. 




Two Grandmas, Betty and Sue Johnson are just now getting back from Bunco on their scooters at around 6pm on this Friday evening both wearing corresponding fur coats. Bunco took about four hours and Betty and Sue lost the prize so they deciding to award themselves for losing and decided to buy expensive $30 coats.

Bernice Goldberg is currently playing Wii sports which she clearly does not know how to play. Bernice loves to be involved with all of the kid and teen activities even if that means embarrassing her grandkids. Bernice loves her grandkids very much, but her grandkids sometimes don't love her because of trying to "fit" in. 

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